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While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd
nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors abducting
him from his bed. Meanwhile Kyle and Stan try to convince Cartman that
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Volcano
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Aug.
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Mr. Garrison starts the day off with a special announcement; one of South
Park's own has won a national essay contest. Everyone is shocked to learn
that the winner is Cartman, who doesn't even remember what he wrote about.
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Weight Gain 4000
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Aug.
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The boys get together with Stan's Uncle Jimbo and Jimbo's war-buddy Ned
for a hunting trip in the nearby mountains. After Cartman's mom makes sure
her "little" boy is safe and sound (much to Cartman's dismay)
the group heads off for adventure. As they drive away from the town, Jimbo
explains the "finer" points of hunting.
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Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
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Sep.
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Stan's got a new dog-named Sparky. Stan proclaims his pet to be the
toughest dog on the mountain. Though while Stan thinks his dog is ready
for fighting, Sparky proceeds to hump Sylvester like a little bitch. The
other boys taunt Stan about his gay dog and Sparky runs away to find
someone who will love him for who he is.
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An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
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Sep.
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Stan notices a new addition in their bus stop crew,
an elephant standing alongside Kyle. At school, class lessons for the day
involve genetic engineering (conveniently enough). Kyle questions the
possibility of a genetically engineered elephant made smaller by design.
The boys have to beat the rough kids in their genetics experiment, and
will try anything to do it
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Death
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Sep.
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"Happy Birthday" to Stan's Grandpa Marsh who just turned 102.
How does the wizened Mr. Marsh feel about his birthday? He sums it up in
five words; "I wish I were dead." and proceeds trying to end his
life enlisting Stan to do it for him. However, Stan is aware of a very
important thing if he kills his grandfather, he'd be in trouble, and if
he's in trouble he can't watch Terrance and Phillip.
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Pink Eye
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Oct.
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The first Halloween episode starts off with the failure of the Mir Space
Station, which crashes right on Kenny. An ambulance comes and takes his
body off to the morgue. The boys start to brag about their Halloween
costumes. At the morgue, a freak accident involving a bottle of
Worcestershire occurs, and next thing you know Kenny is a member of the
undead. Kenny breaks free and wanders off into the night.
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Starvin' Marvin
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Nov.
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The four boys are at Cartman's house watching the "Terrance &
Philip Thanksgiving Special" on television. During a break from the
show, a Sally Struthers commercial convinces the boys that the prospect of
a free "Taiko" sport watch with a five-dollar donation is
irresistible. Typical greedy American youth. So Stan dials in, using his
mother's credit card number and makes their donation.
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Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
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Dec.
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South Park Elementary is on stage rehearsing for the schools play. Kyle
begins to sing a song about Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. Of course, no
one has any idea what the heck he's singing about. Kyle explains that Mr.
Hankey comes every year to all the good boys and girls who have a lot of
fiber in their diet. Everyone thinks he's insane and sends him to a mental
institute.
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Damien
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Feb.
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Eric is handing out invitations to his birthday party at school. Mr.
Garrison informs them all that there is a new student joining the class.
Announcing to all that he is Damien, the son of Satan. Even as Damien
demonstrates his demonic powers the children are more loathsome than
impressed.
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Tom's Rhinoplasty
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Feb.
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Wendy and Stan discuss their plans for romance. Principal Victoria comes
into the classroom and announces that Mr. Garrison is going to be out and
that a substitute will be taking his place. The lovely Miss Ellen speaks
to Stan and he pukes all over his desk. Wendy is upset because Stan only
pukes when he is in love and has Mrs. Ellen arrested for being a spy.
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Mecha-Streisand
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Feb.
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The boys meet up with Barbara Streisand who wants to take over the world
with Kyle's discovery and an archaeological dig. Leonard Maltin, Sydney
Potier, and Robert Smith come to the rescue to defeat Bab's and her
terrible destruction.
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Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut (1)
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Feb.
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98
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Cartman needs to find out who his father is but his mom is no help.
Learning that his father could be one of the many people that his mom
"had relations" with during an annual party called "The
Drunken Barn Dance," he finds that there's more to his mother then he
thought.
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