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:: SOUTH PARK - SEASON 2 :: |
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Terrance & Phillip in Not
Without My Anus |
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The show starts off with the build up from last season’s cliffhanger
revolving around Cartman’s paternal origins. However, just as it seems
they are about to get on with the second half of "Cartman’s Mom
Is A Dirty Slut," they do a 180 degree turn-around and reveal that
for April Fool’s Day they will be showing Terrance & Phillip in
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Cartman’s Mom is Still a Dirty
Slut
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APR.
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Dr. Mephisto is about to reveal who Eric Cartman’s father really is!
Glass shatters and gunshots ring out. A mysterious assailant apparently
shot Mephisto while the lights were off. Much to Eric’s chagrin, they
rush Mephisto off to the hospital. Chef rushes out the door with Mephisto
in hand. They must fight against time to learn Eric’s background, who is
his father? Where does he come from?
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CHICKENLOVER
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MAY
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The Booktastic bus is in town and soon everyone finds out that Officer
Barbrady can’t read. He is whisked off to school with the boys so he can
save his job. While he's there someone in South Park is having sex with
the town's chickens and only Officer Barbrady with his new deputies Kenny,
Kyle, Stan, and Cartman can stop them!
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IKE'S WEE WEE
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27.
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MAY
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98
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Ike’s going to have a Briss and everyone is invited! Stan, Kenny, and
Cartman find out what a Briss really is and try to warn Kyle that his
parents are going to cut off Ike’s wee wee. Kyle sends Ike away to
protect him from his scissor wielding parents.
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CONJOINED FETUS LADY
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JUN.
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98
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Kyle is injured and must go to see the school nurse and is terrified
because of the stories he's heard. She looks fairly normal, except for the
dead fetus sticking out of her head. Kyle's mother educates the boys on
her "condition" and decides that everyone in South Park should
be made aware. Meanwhile, the South Park Cows dodgeball team goes to the
state, national and finally the international finals in China.
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The Mexican Staring Frog of
Southern Sri Lanka
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JUN.
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98
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Mr. Garrison assigns the boys learn out about Vietnam from somebody they
know. Stan's Uncle Jimbo and his friend Ned tell the boys their outrageous
tale. Mr. Garrison doesn't believe the boy's report and gives them
detention. They plot revenge against Stan's Uncle by submitting a phony
video of the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka to them.
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CITY ON THE EDGE OF FOREVER
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JUN.
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98
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While their school bus is dangling on the edge of a cliff, the boys
remember some of their past adventures. Mrs. Crabtree catches a ride into
town with a stranger and winds up doing a brief stint as a standup
comedienne. Back in South Park, Mr. Mackey convinces the parents that
their missing children must have run away. In the end it's all a dream
within a dream.
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SUMMER SUCKS
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JUN.
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98
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Schools out for summer and with Mr. Hat missing, Mr.Garrison is over the
edge. The state has a ban on the sale of fireworks, and it screws up the
boy's plans for a 4th of July celebration. Mr. Garrison seeks psychiatric
help from Dr. Katz while Jimbo and Ned go to Mexico, in an attempt to
smuggle fireworks back to the children of America.
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CHEF'S CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS
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JUL.
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98
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A film festival moves to South Park, only to have a devastating effect on
the sewer system. Mr. Hankey calls upon Kyle for help. The movie people
interpret Kyle's pleading as a pitch and they quickly turn his story into
a film starring Tom Hanks and a monkey they call "Mr. Hankey".
Kyle is outraged that the filmmakers aren't hearing his pleas. Soon Chef’s
Salty Chocolate Balls energizes everyone.
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CHICKENPOX
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26.
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AUG.
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98
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Cartman's mother plots to give the boys the chickenpox by sending them
over to Kenny's for a sleepover. Both Stan and Cartman breakout, but Kyle
remains immune. Kyle discovers "the parental conspiracy" and
with the other boys hires a prostitute to give their parents herpes.
Meanwhile, Kenny's mother and Kyle's mother reunite their husbands who
were both childhood friends that drifted apart.
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Roger Ebert Should Lay off the
Fatty Foods
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2.
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SEP.
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98
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The kids go on a field trip to the planetarium. All of the children except
Cartman are acting wierd. As usual Stan and Kyle, with Kenny's sacrifice,
try to get to bottom of the mystery. Meanwhile, Cartman wins an appearance
on a snack commercial. The four boys get to the root of the strange
planetarium.
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CLUBHOUSES
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SEP.
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98
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Stan needs to build a clubhouse so he and Kyle can play "Truth or
Dare" with Wendy and her friend, who has a crush on Kyle. Cartman and
Kenny retaliate by building a clubhouse of their own; only theirs has hot
chicks. Meanwhile, the Marshes marriage breaks up and Stan learns a
valuable lesson about love and family.
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COW DAYS
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SEP.
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98
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South Park's annual "Cow Days" party is happening! The cows
become transfixed on a cow statue. In order to get the money they need to
win Terrance and Phillip dolls, the boys sign Cartman up for a bull riding
contest. A freak accident has Cartman believing he is a Vietnamese
prostitute named Ming Li. The boys learn about money and cow insanity.
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CHEF AID
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OCT.
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98
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Chef is getting sued by Capitalist Records for trying to obtain the rights
to a song he wrote twenty years ago. He needs 2 million dollars to hire
Johnny Cochran. In response the boys round up all of Chef's old musician
friends and organize a huge concert to raise the cash.
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SPOOKY FISH
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OCT.
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98
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Sharon Marsh's Aunt Flo makes her monthly visit and she has present for
Stan, a fish. Stan's fish really freaks him out, especially when the dead
bodies start piling up. Mrs. Marsh is convinced Stan is doing the killings
and begins hiding the bodies. The boys discover there are two Cartman’s
and a gateway to a parallel universe at the "Indian Burial Ground Pet
Store."
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MERRY CHRISTMAS CHARLIE MANSON
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12.
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SEP.
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98
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Kyle, Stan and Kenny accompany Eric and his family to a Christmas
celebration with the Cartman family. One of Cartman's relatives breaks out
of jail for the reunion, with his cellmate, Charles Manson.
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GNOMES
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JUN.
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Harbucks coffee plans to move into South Park and drive Tweek coffee shop
out of business. Mr. Garrison assigns a report on current events to help
him keep his job. The boys are planning on doing their report on the
underpants gnomes. Tweek's father schemes to use the boy's report as a
platform for fighting Harbucks. The report the boys deliver sparks the
town into taking action.
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PREHISTORIC ICE MAN
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20.
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JAN.
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Kyle falls into a cave. Stan goes to rescue him and finds an iceman, and
the two fight each other for sole credit. Dr. Mephisto discovers that the
iceman has been frozen since 1996. The iceman is put on display and the
fighting Kyle and Stan free him. The iceman tries to return to his family,
but finds himself a man out of time. Meanwhile, the government has their
own plans to use the iceman in their plot against Sweden.
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