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RAINFOREST SHMAINFOREST |
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Mr. Mackey punishes the boys by forcing them to join the "Getting
Gay With Kids" choir. The choir is going to Costa Rica to help save
the rainforest. While on a tour of the rainforest the choir group gets
lost when a snake kills their guide. They soon discover the evils of the
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SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION
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14.
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APR.
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Kenny spontaneously combusts. The mayor asks Randy Marsh to find a
solution. The boys try to help Kyle's dad to get an erection. One way they
think they can help is by performing the Stations of the Cross at church
crucifying Cartman and waiting three days for his res-erection. Randy
Marsh figures out the reason everyone is combusting is because they are
withholding their farts.
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THE SUCCUBUS
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21.
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APR.
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99
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Kyle and Stan try to rescue Chef from the clutches of the Succubus that he
is going to marry. Meanwhile, Cartman deals with his eye problems and the
optometrist he doesn't like. Chef's Mama and Papa appear for the first
time.
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TWEEK VS. CRAIG
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23.
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JUN.
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99
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The boys take Shop class and try to set-up a fight between Tweek and
Craig. Kenny is delighted in safely taking the Home Economics course. When
the big fight arrives, the combatants don't know what to do; so Jimbo and
Ned teach Tweek boxing and Cartman has Craig instructed in the art of Sumo.
Shop teacher Mr. Adler has a recurring dream about a woman that he was
never able to say goodbye to.
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JACKOVASAURUS
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JUN.
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99
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The boys discover a live prehistoric Jakovasaur while camping on Stark's
Pond. The government and the citizens of South Park are interested in
trying to help keep this endangered species alive, until they all realize
how annoying the Jakovasaurs really are. The only one who really enjoys
them is Cartman. The boys try distracting him while the town tries to send
the Jakovasaurs to France.
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SEXUAL HARASSMENT PANDA
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JUL.
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99
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Sexual Harassment Panda visits Mr. Garrison's class. Cartman Sues Stan for
sexual harassment and Kyle's dad is getting rich. The boys go in search of
"Sexual Harassment Panda" to stop the insanity. They find him at
"The Island of Misfit Mascots Commune" and convince him to
change his cause. He becomes Petey, the "don't sue people"
Panda.
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CAT ORGY
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JUL.
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Shelly Marsh is babysitting Cartman. Shelly invites her boyfriend over and
he in turn invites his band. Cartman has to prove that Shelly has violated
the rules. Meanwhile, the Cartman's cat is in heat, searches for a good
time and invites all the cats in the neighborhood back to the empty
Cartman house for an orgy.
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TWO GUYS NAKED IN A HOT TUB
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21.
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JUL.
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Stan's parents bring him to Mr. Mackey's party, but he gets sent down to
the basement to be with the lame kids. Kyle and Stan's fathers experiment
with their homosexual tendencies. The ATF is convinced that the meteor
shower party is actually a gathering of a religious cult that is going to
commit suicide when the meteor shower arrives. Stan tries to save himself
and the party from the ATF.
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JEWBILEE
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JUL.
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99
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Kyle invites Kenny to join him at Jewbilee, a Boy Scout-like gathering for
Jewish kids. His parents are going to attend Mr. Mackey's party. At camp,
Ike is sent to join the little group called "Squirts." Kyle and
Kenny, join the scouts, where they concentrate on soap sculptures. This
art is key to the Jewish elders celebration of Moses however, Moses
identifies Kenny as not being Jewish and Kenny is banished from the camp.
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CHINPOKOMON
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3.
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NOV.
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The kids of South Park discover Chinpokomon, Japans #1 cool toy to own!
Wanting to avoid being losers, they persuade their parents to buy them the
toys only to discover that the Chinpokomon are designed to brainwash them
into bombing Pearl Harbor. The parents band together to stop Japan and
save America!
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STARVIN' MARVIN IN SPACE
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17.
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NOV.
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99
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Starvin' Marvin finds an alien ship and begins searching out a new home
for his people. The government interrogates the boys to find out about
Marvin and direct them to Sally Struthers. Marvin stops in South Park to
pick up the boys and take them to the planet Marklar. The Marklarians are
willing to let the Ethiopians relocate to their world and the Christian
channel does all they can to stop them.
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KORN'S GROOVY PIRATE GHOST MYSTERY
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27.
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OCT.
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99
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Korn comes to South Park for a Halloween gig and learns of the boys
problems with the 5th graders at South Park Elementary. Korn agrees to
help the boys get revenge on the mean 5th graders all in a spooky Scooby
Doo rip off!
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HOOKED ON MONKEY PHONICS
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NOV.
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99
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Mrs. Cartman is about to give Eric a present. Of course Eric is hoping it
will be some kind of toy, but it ends up being Hooked On Monkey Phonics to
help him win the big South Park Annual Spelling Bee. Kyle finds Rebecca
Cutswald to be quite intriguing and tries to woo her with his charm and
teach her how to love and learn in public school.
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THE RED BADGE OF GAYNESS
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NOV.
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South Park's Civil War reenactment, sponsored by "Jagerminz S'More
Flavored Schnapps," gets out of hand. Cartman persuades the drunken
lot to defeat the northerners so that he can win a bet with Kyle and Stan
that will make them his slaves for one month.
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MR. HANKEY'S CHRISTMAS CLASSICS
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DEC.
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Mr. Hankey introduces 10 musical segments highlighting songs the on the CD
"Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics." The boys and all of the other
South Park characters sing their own songs for the Holidays and realize
that Christmas is all about the presents.
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ARE YOU THERE GOD? IT'S ME, JESUS
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DEC.
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Cartman is convinced he is going through puberty since he started bleeding
out of his ass. Dr. Mephisto gives Stan some hormones and he takes the
entire bottle. Stan gets facial hair, boobs and his voice starts changing.
People are waiting outside of Jesus' home to see what kind of miracle he
offers which ends up involving a comeback performance of a very old Rod
Stewart and eventually an appearance by God.
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WORLD WIDE RECORDER CONCERT
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12.
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JAN.
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The children of South Park are practicing "My Country 'Tis of Thee"
for the "4 Million Child Blow," sponsored by Yoko Ono. Mr.
Garrison doesn't want to go because his father still lives there. At the
concert Stan and Kyle try to figure out a way to "out cool" the
kids from New York. Cartman tries to find "the brown noise" and
is successful. Stan and Kyle plan against the kids from New York but their
scheme goes much too far.
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